Some great hilarious jokes from the Funny Jokes Factory.
1.
Kid attending a wedding asks her mom, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"White is the color of happiness, dear. Her wedding is the happiest day of her life!"
"Oh! So, why is the groom wearing a black tux?"
2.
A man trying out a Five Star Hotel for the first time ordered a coffee. He was amazed at how he had to mix up the milk, coffee powder and sugar all by himself.
Waiter asks him, "Sir, Don't you want anything you eat?"
"I would have loved fried rice but I seriously don't know how to make it! Next week, I will come with my mother."
3.
Two friends got into an argument about how brave they were.
"I am sure you are not brave enough to go to the cemetery alone at night", one of them challenged the other.
"I am!"
"No. I am sure you aren't and that you won't"
"Well, then come with me and see me go there alone."
4.
The policeman questioned the crying lady who just lost her child.
Policeman asked the lady, "Did you notice the face of the lady who took your child?"
"I didn't notice, sir. But she sure was holding a Louis Vuitton purse and wearing an Armani watch."
5.
A mother scolds her kid for getting into a fight with his classmates and losing his teeth.
The mother yells at him, "Look at what you have done to your face. You lost your teeth."
"Who said I have lost it? I still have it in my pocket, mom"
6.
“In UK, every single minute, a man gets into a road accident.” – Road Traffic Department
“Ouch! Poor man that guy is!! I feel for him”
7.
A serial killer on death row was preparing to be electrocuted. The priest asks him what his last wish is.
And he replies, "Dear priest, I want to die on the electric chair holding your hands."
8.
My heart bleeds for the Egyptians. They do live quite a tough life. Someone they called Daddy all their life becomes a Mummy as soon as they die.
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1.
Kid attending a wedding asks her mom, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"White is the color of happiness, dear. Her wedding is the happiest day of her life!"
"Oh! So, why is the groom wearing a black tux?"
2.
A man trying out a Five Star Hotel for the first time ordered a coffee. He was amazed at how he had to mix up the milk, coffee powder and sugar all by himself.
Waiter asks him, "Sir, Don't you want anything you eat?"
"I would have loved fried rice but I seriously don't know how to make it! Next week, I will come with my mother."
3.
Two friends got into an argument about how brave they were.
"I am sure you are not brave enough to go to the cemetery alone at night", one of them challenged the other.
"I am!"
"No. I am sure you aren't and that you won't"
"Well, then come with me and see me go there alone."
4.
The policeman questioned the crying lady who just lost her child.
Policeman asked the lady, "Did you notice the face of the lady who took your child?"
"I didn't notice, sir. But she sure was holding a Louis Vuitton purse and wearing an Armani watch."
5.
A mother scolds her kid for getting into a fight with his classmates and losing his teeth.
The mother yells at him, "Look at what you have done to your face. You lost your teeth."
"Who said I have lost it? I still have it in my pocket, mom"
6.
“In UK, every single minute, a man gets into a road accident.” – Road Traffic Department
“Ouch! Poor man that guy is!! I feel for him”
7.
A serial killer on death row was preparing to be electrocuted. The priest asks him what his last wish is.
And he replies, "Dear priest, I want to die on the electric chair holding your hands."
8.
My heart bleeds for the Egyptians. They do live quite a tough life. Someone they called Daddy all their life becomes a Mummy as soon as they die.
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